Look, I just want regular plain, crackers. Is that too much to ask?! Just a cracker. Plain, simple, salt/no salt, cracker! On which to spread something, that will, most likely, have a freakin' "smak" of it's own! They don't need an additional "smak", gosh darn it!
not picantne (spicy)
not czosnykowym (garlic)
not barbecue (self explanatory)
not pomidorow (tomato, olive oil, and oregano)
not pizza (pizza)
not super solone (super salted...so close)
not owoce lesne (fruits of the forest...it's a CRACKER!!! it's OK to leave off the fruit every once in a while!!!)
not cebulka (onion)
and while we're at it, why the heck can't here be a normal Cheetos? ORIGINAL CHEETOS! And you know what, I dont even eat cheetos normally, but dang it Poland, why the heck are there no original flavored cheetos!!
I get that it was really hard 20 years ago to get variety of snacks. But don't you think we've all got just a little bit overboard here? Hmmm? Chicken flavored chips? Really?! Give. me. a. break.
And not a single freakin' saltine on which to spread my brand new Jif peanut butter, hauled all the way over here by a friend. I swear, sometimes Poland, I just don't know what you DO get right.